rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

dragonshae:

I made my friend a card for her birthday…

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. (via llttlemermaid)

Some girl left “<3” and nothing else on Dan’s facebook so who is she and who does she think she is

hydrolase:

OMEGA RUBY GIVEAWAY!!!!!!! WOOT!!!!!!!

I will be giving away a free copy of Pokemon Omega Ruby. I will be pre-ordering both copies and i’ll keep Alpha Sapphire for myself.

RULES:

1. If you are under the age of 18 please get your parent’s or guardian’s permission

2. Reblog as much as you want

3. DO NOT SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS UNLESS I’VE SPECIFICALLY CHOSEN YOU AS THE WINNER

4. THE WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN USING A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR

5. SORRY, THIS GIVEAWAY IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE IN NORTH AMERICA BECAUSE IM PRETTY SURE THE GAME IS REGION LOCKED

6. You do NOT have to be following me but you can check out my blog and follow me if you think i’m rad.

7. This Giveaway ends NOVEMBER 15 2014

message me for questions and stuff, oh and have fun

me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

pokemondaycares:

'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' 

good

give it to me

tastefullyoffensive:

[maximoni]

pancakereport:

WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN POP PUNK/ALTERNATIVE/ROCK SO IF YOU’RE A GIRL AND YOU’RE READING THIS AND IT’S YOUR DREAM TO BE IN A BAND OR BE AN ARTIST THEN I WANT YOU TO STOP AT NOTHING TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS

awwww-cute:

Munch

awwww-cute:

Munch

freakzter:

me before The Winter Soldier

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me after The Winter Soldier

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another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…