unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

burgrs:

"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

streetlightstuff-ifesto:

Here you go guys!

Straight from The RISC Store, your options for pre-ordering the new split between Toh Kay and Sycamore Smith — "You By Me Vol. 2" (Out August 12)

Let’s go through your choices, shall we?

For $8, you can pre-order the physical CD that also comes with a free 12” x 12” poster of the album art! Pre-order Here!

A step up, for $12, you can pre-order an LP vinyl record of the split that also comes with the same aforementioned poster but it also comes with a download card so you can download the MP3s to your iPod or Zune or whatever. Pre-order Here!

Last, but definitely not the least, is a $30 pre-order where you get BOTH the CD and LP record and the download card aND you get a cool t-shirt AAAAAND…YOU GET THE POSTER SIGNED BY TOH KAY. HOW FUCKING RAD IS THAT??? Pre-order here!

Oh yeah, you can also pre-order from iTunes and Amazon too. I mean, if you want.

guroslime:

person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view

me : im a right handed mediocre artist 

bryantsupreme:

I dont receive Oral sex nearly as much as I deserve…I’ll tell you that much.

I made a post about my love for Sycamore Smith a long time ago asking why no one else seems to give a shit and strongly recommending you guys buy his album and NOW I HOPE YOU REGRET SHRUGGING IT OFF

tohkat:

there are deMOS

tohkat:

there are deMOS

I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser.
Sufjan Stevens on kissing (via galactci)
euo:

Rose Wong

euo:

Rose Wong

Brock shittin on your selfie game since 1996

If My Dog Could Talk
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......

ding-dong-diddly-dick:

fall-out-bruh:

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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Wow I actually never thought I’d even care about such an old song but jeez
You’re right

SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

Streetlight Manifesto - The Big Sleep
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iamhadriel:

The Big Sleep - Streetlight Manifesto